08:53 pm, its-adrian
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2 Things

  1. HE’SHE’S is a contraction of HE ISHIS is a personal pronoun, where the subject implies ownership. Saying “his got some awesome tap dancing shoes” just makes you look like a clown and three quarters magikarp. You don’t see yourself saying “hers got some amazing toenails”. I don’t see how that could brush past your ~13 years of education.
  2. The awkward moment when the moment isn’t awkward at all, and you awkwardly sound like the other awkwardly awkward teebees. Oh.. the awkward moment when I’m standing next to a bus stop and a seagull swoops my hotdog…  Kniegar-Prease, that ain’t awkwardness, that’s karma.


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