So at work today during pre-processing… Di, Billy, Marianne and I were sitting together, and Di is sort of, how can I say this, a mother figure to us at work. Not really, but shes bloody hilarious how she speaks her mind without a second to think twice about what she says.

D: Hey guys did you see the little boy who sang that … that Whitney Houston song on Australia’s Got Talent?
A: OH YEAH that white kid?!
M: Was there any reason for you to say hes white? lol

*moments later*

M: Did you know about the Aborigines making techno music with a didgeridoo?
A: No, what the hell?
D: That’d be the black kid, Adrian.

*moments later after talking about crap*

D: Oi dickface, keep your mouth shut now I’m trying to concentrate.
A: (To M and B) Huh? What did she call me? Deep voice?